do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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