Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
this hospital has no fireball
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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