the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
