They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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