I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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