I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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