i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
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i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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