return my video game
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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