we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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