We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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