just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
false alarm. still invincible.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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