Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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