one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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