I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
So squirting runs in the family.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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