I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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go home
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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