after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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