I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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