Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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