just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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