Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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