Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
We have so much sex to catch up on
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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