wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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