So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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