This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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