I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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