What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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