i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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