Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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