What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Randomize
