Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
His hands were made for my vagina.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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