Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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