New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
