Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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