You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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