You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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