Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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