white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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