Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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