The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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