Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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