she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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