I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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