honey bunches of taint.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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