I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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