operation harelip BJ is a go
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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