D3 body, D1 cock
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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