just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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