can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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