wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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