Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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