talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.