Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.