Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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