I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
