All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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