well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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