We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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